after twenty billion travel plan changes, i spent my birthday running errands, dropped $100 on taxis, visited two airports and had to stay at laguardia overnight until my 6am (second) rebooked flight and had a really bad, overpriced and lukewarm egg sandwich because nothing else was open. but today i ate too many donuts and watched sideways with my brother, and we’re going on a real vacation later, so there’s that.

"Casting Maura was fun because the idea from the beginning was that this woman was a great wife, was a good mother, was not a shrew. And we were saying like ‘yeah, well, who’s the actress that you could never leave?’, and it’s like Maura Tierney! Maura Tierney is perfect." — Sarah Treem, Creator/Executive Producer of Showtime’s The Affair

I was marrying sisters — my sisters.

back off, Rudolph

#ER  #ughhhhhhhhh  #no  #pukes  

Well, I think the councilman will remember me next time. He couldn’t take his eyes off you.

I’ve never laughed so hard with ER in my entire life

You were just some boy who made me laugh at a party once, and now I loathe the sight of you. In fact, if you come any closer, if you touch me or anything, I think I’ll scream.

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feels like i’m just slowly collecting all of nastyratched's people tbh.

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gracie-law:

"One Big Mac and a VHS copy of Ghost, please."

gracie-law:

"One Big Mac and a VHS copy of Ghost, please."

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brainbubblegum:

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

brainbubblegum:

thomas4th:

sputnikcentury:

Important insight from Mr. Elba.

PACIFIC RIM 2: DUCK PUNT

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Do you ever shop at Barnes & Noble?

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bellecs:

Armand teaches Albert how to spread mustard on his toast like a straight man.

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