the gorgeous and badass speakingntongues tagged me, so here we go.
Rules: Answer questions. Tag at least 11 followers…bump that tag to what number you want
Nickname: none ever i will kill you unless we’re close or you’re my parents or brother. then it’s jess.
Birthday: september 29th
Sexuality: gaaaaay unless it’s for a few celebs, but only in theory (maybe??? we’ll never know.)
Time zone: EST
Current date & time: 6:49 on 09/02/14
Average hours of sleep: four-ish, sometimes six on a good night. or occasional bullshit like last night, which would be zero.
Last thing I Googled: calories in hellman’s mayonnaise (hellman’s fucking sucks and tastes like shit, btw. i didn’t google that part, i’m just stating it for the record.)
Last thing I said to a family member: ”who the fuck’s anne frank?” yes i know who anne frank is. it’s a quote from clerks 2.
Happy place, why?: lately it’s anywhere quiet and air conditioned where nobody is going to talk to me. people really want to talk to me lately irl. nothing about me says ‘let’s be friends!’ on a good day, but especially not when my period is late and i’m tired and bloated and migraine-y.
How many blankets: usually one, none during summer.
Favorite beverage: diet coke.
Last movie I’ve seen in theaters: i can’t remember for the life of me. was supposed to see the expendables v. whatever the other day and boycotted that mess. i honestly might not have gone to anything since catching fire, i’m not sure.
3 things I can’t live without: caffeine, eyeliner and probably my phone tbh. i text my family a lot.
Something I plan on learning: how to speak french! i have never been worse at a language though. it’s hilarious.
Advice for followers: this doesn’t apply to everyone, thank god, but seriously, stop acting like the world is shitting exclusively on you. i don’t mean that in an “other people have it worse!!” way. i mean that when bad things happen to you, it’s not just your awful luck, or because nothing is ever going to go right for you and the universe is unjust and disproportionately cruel. IT’S LIFE HAPPENING TO YOU. LIFE IS NOT INHERENTLY AWESOME, YOU HAVE TO MAKE IT SO. them’s the fucking breaks, kid… the sad part being that i see grown-ass adults acting like that more often than kids/teens, actually. you will never be happy if you keep telling yourself that happiness isn’t for you. try some optimism.